Men’s O35C vs Central – 11 May 2024
11 May 2024
Pinelands Vs Central (4-1 Win)
#Superficialunintelligence
It was proposed that a match report could be generated from Chat GPT and AI in the absence of the match reporter at the game, but by scrolling through the Whatsapp group another the technique of superficial unintelligence (SU) was used to piece together a resemblance of what actually went down on Saturday afternoon in
Vygieskraal…..
Word came out around 17:35 of another win with an interesting twist in the tale….. “Another famous victory. Although we shall have to wait for our next home game for the Trevor/Tim jug offering!” Judging by the next comment “I would have liked to see how Mike would have gotten that into the match report ….”, and the GIF that
followed it must have been an amazing feat, hopefully never to be repeated???
The cataloguing of of goal scorers was then followed by some complicated alternative plus and minus points system; however it appears that 4 goals were documented as having been scored by us. Using the same tactics as Microsoft of never acknowledging the opposition, there was no mention of opposition goals scored.
The first memorable moment was recorded as “Luigi lifting the ball into their centre link’s butt and being invited to rub it better ….”. This was followed by “ Stu’s abusive relationship with his stick after errant shots were fired”, then “ And a special mention for their umpire who clearly didn’t understand that a swing-and-tip was a legal shot; albeit embarrassing for the swinger” and finally “ Anyone mention Rob’s tumble outside their 22 ……with no one within 10m of him! Makes one think what the response to a TOTW poll would be compared to the response to the poll for the next fixture!!
The MOTM seemed a bit more clear-cut besides the chirp of “If no one wants to take it on, I’ll take the bullet” from someone who was as absent from the action as the match reporter ! With a return from retirement deemed unsuitable, the Skipper needed to call things to order “Need a decision on motm” which settled on Luigi with a dubious request from the Skipper “I need a selfie, preferably with your prodigal stick” followed by some unsolicited advice “Just to clarify… your hockey stick”
Well done guys on maintaining the lossless streak, only another 45 to go to match Bayer Neverlossen!
Final match card score: Pinelands 4 – Central 1
Pinelands goal-scorer(s): Luigi x2, Stuu, Tim
Player of the Week
Goes to Luigi for putting his prodigal stick to good use, even though there was
mention of a hattrick avoidance!
Wally of the Week
As a result of the hung jury on this, the events of last week will be carried over to the
next game….
KPIs
Match niggle-rating: 10/10 – surprising for Central there was no a mention of any niggles……
Our Basics: 5/10 – reads like the score line might have been hampered by a few comical errors…..
Goal‐scorers Chart – Winter League 2024
Luigi 4
Stuu 3
Tim 2
Trevor 2
Jarryd 3
Callum 2
Skid 1
Hollies 1
Luc 1
Mike 1